10/22/2015

We're driving
Van: "You know that thing, where everyone is driving home to see their kids?"
Me: "You mean rushhour?"
Van: "Yeah. Is this a rushhour?"

It was not. we haven't talk about rushhour in a long time, but he used to ask me about it a lot. Everytime we drove, if we saw more than one car he would say, "Is this a rushout?"

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Esther, looking at my plate of food: "Mine."
Me: "Isn't this my dinner?"
Esther: "No. Esthers"
and she eats my ham.

Also according to Esther

"My house."
"My coat"
"Esther's scissors"
"Mine."

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Van: "You know, girls have pee-pees, they are just pulled inside."
Me: "That's not true, girls can go pee, but they don't have penises."
Van: "No, they have penises, they're just pulled inside. I learned it at school."
Me: "We need to look at a diagram or something."

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Esther reading me van's flashcards
show the word 'like'
Me: "Like"
Esther: "No."
Me: "What is it then?"
Esther: "Van"
shows the word 'airplane'
Me: "airplane"
Esther: "No."
Me: "What is it then?"
Esther: "potato"
Me: "potato?"
Esther: "No"