7/11/2013

Van and I talking about work. I was trying not to use the word 'PowerPoint' to avoid confusion but confusion ensued.

Van: "So mom, what did you do at work today?"
Me: "Well I met with some people, made some slides, had some teleconferences."
Van: "You made slides? what kind of slides?"
Me: "Oh, well that is confusing. Not real slides, they are more like, pictures. Yeah, I made pictures."
Van: "Pictures of slides?"

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"Mama put your sweating ring in here right now."

- Van. Wants my wedding ring bad.