Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Bananas

Preface: Van hates bananas. The smell can make him throw up.

Me: "So what are you going to do at school today Van?"
Van: "I'm going to go bananas."
Me: "Some math maybe? go to gym? some spelling?"
Van: "Nope, just go bananas. Turning over desks, knocking over bookshelves..."
Me: "You know, if you go bananas, you have to first eat bananas."
Van: (pause)  "I'll go nuts then."

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