Mom: "You look great, you look just the same"
Me: "Well sort of, I look like I've had a boob job"
Mom: "Well you have in a way. Quite a job has been done to your boobs."
Me: "Ha, that's true. Even so, I don't think we should continue doing 12 year comparisons."
Mom: "Why not, at this rate the next one might be just as good!"
Me: "I think I'll quit while I'm ahead. Though one of me at 87 would be pretty funny. I'll keep the dress in my closet."
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